And what better way to start off Valentine’s Day just right than with a beautiful SMOOCH for you by two young friends!
I would have kissed you myself, but I’m in bed with a cold. I’m sniffling and sneezing and wheezing like crazy, and my nose is running as much as Niagara Falls.
Oh, well, I guess thems the risks you take when you go around kissing boys; of course, I prefer thinking I got this just from riding the Metro because who would ever want to give up kissing boys?
And don’t let my illness deter you. Be sure to find your Valentine today and give him or her a kiss, a hug, and perhaps even a very special gift as well!
Don’t have a Valentine?
Assuming you’re willing to take the risk, just dress up as Cupid, send me the picture, and you can be mine, at least for the day 🙂
Unless you’re Rick Santorum or someone like that, of course
Still looking for that (semi)-naked picture of me? Jeez, I thought I saw it around here somewhere.
Okay, so maybe that really isn’t me after all. I couldn’t resist all that pink 🙂
Or maybe I’m just saving the real naked picture for that April 1st write-up I mention in the post up above.
Is it an April’s fool joke or could he be telling the truth?
You’ll have to stop by April 1st to find out for sure 🙂
In any event, have a terrific Valentine’s Day with someone you love. I’ll be checking back later tonight to see whether any of you brought me candy, flowers or perhaps even that special gift I keep talking about.
Or you can probably even sweet talk me into doing something foolish with a a box of tissues and a bowl of chicken noodle soup.